Jennifer Aniston…Knocked Up?

So not only is John Mayer back with Jennifer Aniston because his dick is still attached…but there is also a BABY involved.
Rumor has it that Ms. Aniston is preggers!
You know what, I’m really happy for her. Brad effed her over and so did Angelina by stealing her man.
You kids might say..OH BUT WE LOVE BRADJELINA! Well that doesn’t take away from the fact that Angelina was a home-wrecker and Brad was a cheating son of a bitch. Anyways, congratulations Jennifer Anniston if you truly ARE pregnant.
It does suck that John Mayer is the father, however…your baby will have incredible lips!
Suck on that Pitt kids.






October 22nd, 2008 at 11:41 pm
YEP, I’m sure.
THERE IS A MONGOL COMING YOUR WAY, folks!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
nope it is already conferred that she is not preggers