Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Never Get Nekkid
A moment of silence please.
This is in deference to grieving perverts everywhere, who are presently in mourning after Jennifer Love Hewitt practically announced to the world that she will never ever get naked, despite all the offers for her to shed her clothes.
“I got lots of those (offers to take off her clothes). But I can’t. It’s just not me. “I feel like there’s still a world full of people out there who think there’s not much more to me than the girl who can wear tiny tops. [Source]
News flash, Love: there IS a world full of people out there who think there’s not much more to you than the girl who can wear tiny tops. You can barely act, you’re a mediocre singer, and the only reason why people still give a damn about you is that they still hope that somehow, somewhere, you’ll realize you need to show them those amazing twins that you’ve been teasing them with for the past decade or so.
And now you just destroyed everyone’s hopes and dreams, you heartless tease.
I’m gonna go upstairs to my bedroom now and cry.
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February 24th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
JLH should keep her clothes on. Anyone who sleeps with John Mayer should be kept out of any and all limelight. Her body is not a wonderland.
February 27th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
[…] It’s only been days since Jennifer Love Hewitt said she will never take her clothes off for the camera, and here she is doing what she does best: tease us. […]
April 6th, 2007 at 8:22 am
[…] I wouldn’t mind if she doesn’t find a boyfriend anytime soon. As a matter of fact, I don’t really care if she doesn’t find anyone at all. But pretty please, Scarlett, reconsider the no-nudity thing, I’m begging you. Jennifer Love Hewitt has already caused enough damage when she said the same thing. Please don’t make things worse. […]