June 17th, 2008 by Celebrity Pictures Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Jessica Simpson enrages PETA

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So a couple of days ago Jessica Simpson was
photographed wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat”
T-shirt. It all seemed harmless but big bad
wolf PETA fired off in an enraged response:

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

See I don’t even know who to hate more, PETA
or dumbass Jessican Simpson. Take a look at one
of the top reasons on PETA’s web page why
“stupid girls brag about eating meat” :

“Meat will make you fat. All the saturated fat and cholesterol in chicken wings, pork chops, and steak eventually leads to flabby thighs and love handles. I hope the upcoming “Jessica Simpson’s Intimates” line comes in plus sizes!”

Okay. Woah. That’s pushing it a little. Just because
a girl eats meat and likes it doesn’t mean she’s going
to turn morbidly obese. Sure Jessica Simpson is extremely stupid
but please point out to me PETA where the bloody hell
is Jessica Simpson overweight. Go target Ronald Macdonald.
PETA needs to keep their noses out of the celebrity spotlight
because this is America bitch, we are cholesterol and we are saturated fat.




9 Responses to “Jessica Simpson enrages PETA”

  1. Jager Says:

    Do these IDIOTS at PETA realize that if mankind didn’t eat meat, we would have died off a LONG time ago? Purely vegan societies just DO NOT WORK.

    (Besides, I think Jessica was thinking of “Man Meat” when she put on this shirt….)

  2. ~Khaj Says:

    PETA’s reaction was stupid in so many ways. Flat out implying that there’s no such thing as *lean* cuts of meat? And that healthy amounts of meat as suggested by… oh… I dunno… the food pyramid?? will cause cancer? Yeah, like all wings ribs pork chops and steak can’t be served up in healthy ways. (since trans fats have pretty much been outlawed) Their statement is not only misleading, but harmful, neglectful and several other things I can’t think of the names for because I’m tired.

    (as a side note… why on earth does Firefox’s spell checker accept the spelling of “dunno” but not “okay”? Anyway…)

    Jager…

    I thought of that as well, (the man meat part)… which could bring up a whole slew of actual serious problems for her. (PETA’s blathering is nonsense) If that turns out to be the case… I wouldn’t want to be Jessica (or anyone close to her for that matter) when the smackdown comes from the GLBT community.

  3. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Do we all know her intelligence-level from now-on?

  4. gar Says:

    Khaj… there is nothing healthy about cruelty and murder.

  5. Star Says:

    PETA is the biggest hypocrites on this planet. They kill almost all the animals the take in. They lie backwards,frontwards & sideways!! Boo PETA!!!

  6. Daytripper Says:

    Settle down PETA you bunch of idiots, the t-shirt refers to nothing more than a silly sexual inuendo, nothing more.
    You’ve just proven to me that you really are unbalanced.

  7. anonymous Says:

    Yea hypocrites MEAT ISH GEWD MEAT… STOP TELLING OTHER PEOPLE HOWTO LIVE THEIR LIFE. I’M A MEAT EATER AND PROUD OF IT! besides most of the animals dont suffer when the get killed for the meat. They try to make it as quick as possible. so shut the hell up! besides you need protien from meat. if you dont have it you cant function. veggies are ok but now all the damn time. and also if we didn’t kill or eat animals they would over populate. DONT TELL ME MILK IS BAD BECAUSE ITS NOT YOU HYPOCRITE FAGS

  8. Rockin Robin Says:

    If she want to eat meat its her buisness and her right to do so if these PETA jerks dont like it then tell PETA is GO TAKE A LEAP off a 100 foot cliff or just go SOAK THEIR HEADS

  9. Bloody Wanker Says:

    All you vegans and Peta-ites- If I want to eat meat, I have the right to do it. Perhaps someone will start roasting and eating you instead of farm animals. That would serve to reduce the surplus population (to quote dearest Scrooge) and would be free. Mmmmm….perhaps roasted with BBQ sauce. BB what you be tastin like? MMMhmmmmmm. You be tastee?

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