Jessica Simpson enrages PETA
So a couple of days ago Jessica Simpson was
photographed wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat”
T-shirt. It all seemed harmless but big bad
wolf PETA fired off in an enraged response:
“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”
See I don’t even know who to hate more, PETA
or dumbass Jessican Simpson. Take a look at one
of the top reasons on PETA’s web page why
“stupid girls brag about eating meat” :
“Meat will make you fat. All the saturated fat and cholesterol in chicken wings, pork chops, and steak eventually leads to flabby thighs and love handles. I hope the upcoming “Jessica Simpson’s Intimates” line comes in plus sizes!”
Okay. Woah. That’s pushing it a little. Just because
a girl eats meat and likes it doesn’t mean she’s going
to turn morbidly obese. Sure Jessica Simpson is extremely stupid
but please point out to me PETA where the bloody hell
is Jessica Simpson overweight. Go target Ronald Macdonald.
PETA needs to keep their noses out of the celebrity spotlight
because this is America bitch, we are cholesterol and we are saturated fat.
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June 17th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Do these IDIOTS at PETA realize that if mankind didn’t eat meat, we would have died off a LONG time ago? Purely vegan societies just DO NOT WORK.
(Besides, I think Jessica was thinking of “Man Meat” when she put on this shirt….)
June 18th, 2008 at 9:07 am
PETA’s reaction was stupid in so many ways. Flat out implying that there’s no such thing as *lean* cuts of meat? And that healthy amounts of meat as suggested by… oh… I dunno… the food pyramid?? will cause cancer? Yeah, like all wings ribs pork chops and steak can’t be served up in healthy ways. (since trans fats have pretty much been outlawed) Their statement is not only misleading, but harmful, neglectful and several other things I can’t think of the names for because I’m tired.
(as a side note… why on earth does Firefox’s spell checker accept the spelling of “dunno” but not “okay”? Anyway…)
Jager…
I thought of that as well, (the man meat part)… which could bring up a whole slew of actual serious problems for her. (PETA’s blathering is nonsense) If that turns out to be the case… I wouldn’t want to be Jessica (or anyone close to her for that matter) when the smackdown comes from the GLBT community.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Do we all know her intelligence-level from now-on?
June 21st, 2008 at 3:28 am
Khaj… there is nothing healthy about cruelty and murder.
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:09 am
PETA is the biggest hypocrites on this planet. They kill almost all the animals the take in. They lie backwards,frontwards & sideways!! Boo PETA!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 4:29 am
Settle down PETA you bunch of idiots, the t-shirt refers to nothing more than a silly sexual inuendo, nothing more.
You’ve just proven to me that you really are unbalanced.