Jessica Simpson Can Read??
Joe Simpson is whoring out his eldest daughter again. For $10,000, Joe says that Jessica will read your magazine in her movie, Blonde Ambition. Seriously, I’d pay $10,000 just to see her try to read – and not in that Hollywood actor way. Like, I’d want to show up on set and have her physically read to me. I’ll bring her my latest US Weekly and she can read out loud to me like my mommy used to do. [Source]





