Jessica Simpson Channeling Mother Teresa
OK, that headline was a bit of a stretch, but the big-boobed boob sure did something more useful than screwing up her lyrics onstage or screwing jackasses like Bam Margera for a change.
According to Starpulse, Jessica has donated a vehicle she won at last year’s MTV Video Music Awards to a Mexican orphanage. That would probably be the most charitable thing she has done since letting John Mayer into her pants.
The 26-year-old won a Chrysler Crossfire sports car at the show and asked the car company if she could exchange it for a minivan for the Casa Hogar Elim orphanage in Nuevo Laredo. [Source]
And there’s more. She has also decided to give the red dress she wears in that new Pizza Hut commercial of hers to the highest bidder, with proceeds to fill up the same Mexican orphanage’s coffers.
She loves that orphanage that much, huh? So if she wants that charity to get more money, she better tell the house auctioning that dress off to advertise it as “unwashed”. That’ll send perverts’ bids right through the roof.
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February 23rd, 2007 at 6:26 pm
I can’t stand this girl.. but i gotta give it to her, shes hot
February 28th, 2007 at 5:58 am
It took this horse faced hag almost a year to donate what she got for free, and then she press released it? Can someone blugeon her slowly to death with a blunt instrument please, and soon!
March 9th, 2007 at 2:38 am
Jessica is a wonderful person. She is my honey. No one loves her more than me, so when I ask; “what the hell is she doing squishing her legs together that tightly, is she loose or something?” it comes from the heart. Damn she is cute.
March 11th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
[…] On the other hand, I take my hat off to Angelina, and Brad as well for not letting something as trivial as a kidnap attempt to get in the way of their work. That woman’s got one big pair, and she puts her money where her pretty mouth is. Unlike some charitable work by some celebrities who only give away something that they got for free in the first place. […]