Jessica Simpson’s Big Date…with a Hooker
So, remember that bit I wrote about Jessie is, like, tooootally into online dating right now? Well, it looks like Ms. Naiveté had a little wake-up call when she agreed to meet one of her online interests in person…and he turned out to be a male escort. Blah blah blah eeeeww gross blah blah blah no I’m not that desperate to pay you to date me blah blah blah I can’t believe you don’t want to date me for free anyway. If I was Jess, that last part is what would hit me the hardest – I mean, come on – if you were Jessica Simpson wouldn’t you be insulted if a male escort wouldn’t at least give you a freebie? Yeah, thought so. [Source]
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