Oh my Ew
Why is this girl on the cover of Elle?
What is this crappy cover? That doesn’t even look like her…then again who’d want the real
Jessica Simpson
? Here’s an idiotic quote:
On her life changing incidentDolly Parton? Are you shitting me? She’s probably the only country singer you know Jessica.
:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.”
On her rocky love life:You thought wrong…wait..you think? Your micro-sized cerebrum actually allows you to think? Jessica Simpson is just a washed up pair of torn jeans in the back of my closet…
“I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”
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July 31st, 2008 at 11:49 am
that cover is so photoshopped..her legs look un-human
July 31st, 2008 at 3:14 pm
This blog has now become my favorite part of the day…
Anyway to reach the author of the blog? Any general contact e-mail would be awesome if either the author is reading this comment or someone knows. I looked all over the sight and either I am completely blind which is very possible, or its just not listed.
Anyone who can help me out can email me at
Kelsea@thrivemusic.com
August 1st, 2008 at 7:25 am
attention: THE BRAINLESS “DAISY DUKE”!!
August 1st, 2008 at 7:44 am
From where has she came from?
I really can’t imagine how she became so popular.
About the photoshopped cover - almost all covers or models are photoshopped, unfortunately.