Tony Romo Collapses in Shower – Jessica to the Rescue
After suffering a horrific 44-6 loss against the Philadelphia Eagles in Sunday’s game, Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo collapsed in the team shower. The naked and beaten Romo was helped up by his also naked teammates. I’m sure when Jessica Simpson arrived to the locker room to help, she must have been overcome by an intense feeling of déjà vu.
Team trainers report that Romo sustained rib damage during the game. Doctors may be able to source some cartilage from Romo’s - girlfriend’s - sister’s - nosejob to repair the damage, as the cases of waste are said to be stored at a bulk storage facility in Simi Valley.
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