Jonas Brother’s are on Rolling Stone
Damn it. These guys are everywhere.
Jonas Brothers this, Jonas Brothers that…shit can’t we get some privacy from them? My own friends are like flies attacking these dudes. Well, I suppose my friends will be attacking the new issue of Rolling Stone. They’re on the cover guys…what has this world come to? Last time I ever wanted to hear a whiny/nasaly voice singing was my ex-boyfriend attempting Britney Spears.
What’s so great about these guys anyway? They’re def. wearing the purity rings to maintain their set audience which are girls from 3-19 ( yes, that is sad). But I shall give them kudos on that clever chastity idea. Unoriginal, but effective.
So how long will it be until the trio falls apart? How long will it be until one of them wants to go solo? My bet is on Joe Jonas. He’s the hot one, the one all the girls want to marry. Maybe they’ll fall into drugs or rock and roll. We won’t hear about this shit until VH1 runs a Where are the Jonas Brother’s Now? special in about 10 years.
In just a little time this episode will end-like 98 degrees. What the eff happened to them?
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July 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
OK YOU DO NOT HAVE TOT TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT!!
YOU KNOW WHY THEY ARE NOT THE TYPICAL ALL BOY BAND??
BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOD BY THEIR SIDE! AND EVEN THOUGH EVERY REPORTTER AND EVERYONE ELSE ARE ALREADY EXPECTIGN THEM TO FAIL THEY WON’T BECAUSE GOD HAS BEEN THERE SINCE THE BEGINNING! WHY DO YOU THINK THEY ARE SO BIG? THEY DESERVE IT!!! AND IF THEY SPLIT UP OK WE THE FANS WILL STILL SUPPORT ALL THREEE BUT THEY WILL NOT TURN TO DRUGS OR ALCHOL! AND THAT’S A GURANTEE!! WHY DO PPL ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO NEGATIVE! CAN’T THEY JUST START SEEING THAT THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLDD!! I MEANN GOOD WILL ALWAYS OUTBEAT THE BAD JUST BECUSAE WE HAVE GOD BY OUR SIDEE!! BUTTTT W.E THE JONAS WILL ALWAYS BE MY HEROES AND GOOD ROLE MODELS!! WHY IS THE WORLD SO FREAKED OUT THAT THEY HAVE MORAL AND VALUES! THEIR FAMILIES ARE THE ONES WHO KEEP THEM GROUNDED AND IM SURE IT WILL STAY LIKE THIS! SO NEXT TIME YOU WNAT TO VOICE YOUR OPINION THINK OF BETTTER WORDS TO USE PLEASE! ANDD JB STAAYING PURE DEFINETLY NOT AN ACTT!!!!
YOU KNOW PPL STILL DO THAT THESE DAYSS!! CUZ WE BELIEVE THATTT IS TIME TO START CHANGING THIS WHOLE GENERATION OF SEX CARS AND MONEY!
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I agree with this sooo much!
I dont see whats so special about them.
But I do think that Nick is pretty hot :$
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I, like many other teenaged girls, have fallen under the spell the Jonas Brothers have cast.
At first, I was ashamed. I used to be a huge music elitest and all, and I wouldn’t be caught dead listening to this crap.
However, this band somehow managed to break past my barier and every line was etched into my brain. I jumped on the bandwagon… and I hated it.
After ages of denying my liking towards them, I finally decided:
“Fuck it, who cares?”
This type of teenie-pop music will in no way revolutionize music, I understand that. It’s stupid, and catchy and immensely overrated, but a little bit of sugary sweet fluff is refreshing every once in a while.
At least, that’s what I keep telling myself.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
THANK YOU. Someone who shares my disgust.
I nearly threw up when I heard that this terrible excuse for a band and Disney’s latest cash cow was on the front cover of Rolling Stone, a magazine that I thought was meant to be about MUSIC. (Poor Walt. He must be spinning in his grave) Well, seeing as RS has reduced itself to total sell-out status, I will never pick it up of the shelf again. I am sick, sick, sick of hearing all the girls in my high school fawning over them and claiming that they’re going to end up married to Nick or Joe (1. Thousands of other girls have the same idea cemented in their heads, and 2. Nobody cares about Kevin because he’s less attractive than the other two. Shows how shallow these fans are), not to mention internet fangirls that will answer to any logical, truthful and civilized anti-Jonas arguments with OMGGGZ DON’T U EVERRR SAY THAT ABOUT TEH JOBROS!!1 THEY R SOOO MUCH HAWTTER THAN U SO U R JUST JEALOUSSS!!!11
In short, I can’t believe that a trio of whiny boys who only sing cliche love songs directed at fanatical teenage girls is now being treated like the rockstars that they never were and never will be. All I can do is shake my head in shame and listen to some Pink Floyd and hope that in two years when their target audience has grown up they will be nothing more than washed up, forgotten child stars. Until that day comes, I have to accept the fact that the music industry is dying fast. It’s the fame and popularity given to bands like the Jonas Brothers that is only tightening the noose.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
okay,how could you be so inconsiderable to say that about
the jonas brothers?
okay,yes they’re young and still kinda new to the industry,but those young men have incredible talents!
and Just so you know, their fan age group ranges from
4-TWENTY SIX! so go fucking bash another band.
and their abstinence rings are WAYY more real than you could think!
atleast they respect girls and have the respect to call them beautiful!
they have worked hard to get where they are and
will stay here as long as the hundreds of thousands of fans
stay here!
and if they do fall apart,they’re still brothers,so they
always have each other and US to support them anyway!
and Just Because the Rolling Stone knows music and decided that they want the jonas brothers to be featured doesn’t mean they’re selling out.
GEZZ,they’re really amazing! their sound has changed
from 2005,and they’re just like any other rock band.
yeah,they do pop too,but it’s all the same!
just because you can’t leave your 80’s generation of music
doesn’t mean that you have to go and talk crap about that incredible band!
and no,im not being rude,because i still listen to music from the 60’s but for crying out loud,give the guys a break!
they’re great singers,musicians,performers,people in general
and are amazing role models! it’s not like they’re going out and getting tatted up so fifty million people do too.
they have standards and morals. get over it!
why does that freak everyone out?!?!
fuck the haters that have no point nor reason to hate them. like
idk……YOU!
July 24th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Tits or gtfo, seriously. They suck. I don’t have to present reason.
Anyone who has the musical taste of a watermelon can see that this is just another attempt at Disney trying to convert children into their followers throuhg pop rock crap. They’re doing it through talentless people they find in the suburbs.
I support this writer because we (You’re “Haterz”) see the truth about the Jonas Brothers.
July 24th, 2008 at 6:41 am
IS THIS OPERATING AS SOME FAGGOT-MAGAZINE lately?
July 26th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Lauren K you have it completely right
July 27th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
ok seriously, just shut the fu*k up. girls everywhere LOVE the jonas brothers. stop talking shit about them and let them be. go on with life because theres no point in this. stfu and get a life
August 1st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
The music industry as a whole would be a much better place if untalented, studio enhanced hacks didn’t exist.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
YOU WANNA MESS WITH THEM? YOUR MESSING WITH ME TOO. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW THE JB IF YOUR SO F***ING STUPID ENOUGH TO POST THAT.
AND LAUREN K, MAYBE YOU JUST HAPPEN TO LIKE DIFFERENT MUSIC THAN MOST PEOPLE. SO SHUT THE F*** UP.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GIRLS ALL OVER YOUR SCHOOL THINKING THEYRE HOT AND ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THEY HAVE A CHANCE WITH THE JB, THEN THATS THEIR PROBLEM, ITS NOT THE JB.
AND ALL THE CRAP ABOUT”YOUR JUST JEALOUS CUZ THEYRE HOTTER THAN YOU” I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT EVER. I WOULD SERIOUSLY LIKE TO SEE A LINK TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
AND THIS ARTICLE, I WOULD RATHER BE A JB HATER AND READ THAT THAN LOVE THEM AND READ THIS, BUT I STILL LOVE THEM BTW.
THIS IS RUDE, WHOEVER WROTE IT DOESNT KNOW THE JB WELL AT ALL, AND ITS F***ING STUPID.
THEY WORE PURITY RINGS LONGER THAN THEY DID MUSIC, OR EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT DOING MUSIC, AND THEYRE REALLY CHRISTIAN.
AND WHY SHOULD OR WOULD THEY SPLIT UP? THEYRE BROTHERS WHO HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP, AND A FAMILY WHO CARES ABOUT THEM.
SO I SEE NOTHING IN THIS ARTICLE THAT MAKES SENSE.
AND MAYBE THE PURITY RINGS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WHAT AGE AUDIENCE THEY ATTRACT. MAYBE THEY ACTUALLY MEAN IT.
BEFORE ANYONE WRITES CRAP LIKE THIS, THINK ABOUT HOW STUPID YOU SOUND TO SO MANY PEOPLE.
ANY JB HATERS, YA, THINK ABOUT HOW THE ONLY REASON YOU THINK I SOUND STUPID IS BECAUSE UR ALL F***ING *SSES.
IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEYRE MUSIC, OK. GET OVER UR MISERABLE LIVES.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
FU A-HOLE! The Jonas Brothers are the best and they always will be so you can just ashut the F-UP
August 30th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Incredible talents? Excuse me for being rather not understanding of your stupid obsessions, but they don’t have incredible talent. They play simple chords on a few different instruments. You might think, “Nick can play drums, piano AND guitar, so he’s good!!” He’d be good if he PRACTICED and tried a CHALLENGE - and a challenge for the Jonas Brothers is probably something like Smoke on the Water.
Who cares if you think they’re hot, who cares if they’re Christian, who cares if they’re sweet, who cares if they are going to stay pure until marriage. That has no effect whatsoever on their music. They are overrated, and are taking away attention from actually good bands.
The Jonas Brothers are just another expiriment by Disney. What ever happened to Daffy Duck, and Mickey Mouse? Now we’ve got Hannah Montana and terrible corny actors like the Sprouse Twins.
I had to get that out.