January 18th, 2007 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Eunich Castrates fellow Eunich at Golden Globes

Everybody’s talking about how Justin Timberlake, who presented the Golden Globe for best original song last night, poked fun at The Artist Formerly Known As Relevant.

The six-foot-one Timberlake, upon seeing that Prince wasn’t in the room to accept his trophy for his
Happy Feet
song, crouched down low to approximate the five-foot-two singer’s stature and accepted the Golden Globe on his behalf.

Naturally, the former N’ Sync singer who’s at home singing like someone cut his cojones off, became the target of much criticism. That he’s got no right to diss a legend like Prince, that he’s nothing compared to Prince, blah, blah, blah. Timberlake fans, on the other hand, say he was just getting back at Prince, who is equally comfortable singing like a girl, for taking a potshot at him during an Emmys party last year. Something about bringing sexy back or whatever it is that people with over-inflated egos and confused sexual orientations brag about.

I say let them claw at each other like the pussies that they are. The Rosie-Donald feud is fizzling out, and we are in dire need of another idiotic celebrity fight for entertainment.

What say you?

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