Katie Holmes Finds A Wedding Dress - Still Waiting to See if it’ll Be for Her Wedding
Katie Holmes has found her wedding dress for her non-existent wedding to Tom Cruise. Y’all don’t know me well enough to know my long-time theories on the falsasisity that is Tom Cruise’s love life and the women he pays to love him. Katie Holmes has me stumped, as does that androidal glaze she’s rocking. I’m sure this dress is very pretty, white (although her Catholic parents might disapprove of that), long, and floofy like a prom dress. I bet she’ll wear flats – just a thought.
I will be the first one to shove my foot in my mouth if and when this “wedding day” comes, but…I don’t think anyone’s goin’ to the Scientology chapel. I wonder if their baby, the reincarnation of Lord Xenu, will be involved or if they’ll just keep her locked up like they usually do.
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November 1st, 2006 at 10:58 am
If Tom breaks up with Katie and gets together with Angelina, we could have a new dominant power couple!