November 19th, 2006 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

And there You Have it – Tom and Katie…Cruise…Droids

Let’s be honest kids – there isn’t much going on today except…Tom and Kate Cruise. Oooh, she’s Kate now….oooh, I’m scared. Well, I know I’ve been the one saying all along that this wedding would never happen. I, of course, will now be the first one to say I was wrong and woopee now they’re married. Of course it was a mega extravaganza in an Italian castle with fireworks and shizztons of celebs that flew in from the US of A. Even Brooke Shields – I mean, I wouldn’t have wanted to miss that either even if Tom did tell me to cure my postpartum depression with vitamins. I’m just feeling sad this morning. Sad, sad, sad. She’s officially trapped. And I bet she’ll start using Kate Cruise as her screen name. We’ve lost Katie Holmes forever. Dawson must be so upset. [Source]




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