Katie attempts Broadway

Katie Holmes has always been a shitty actress.
I don’t know why crazy Cruise married her, is it
her height? Her floppy ears? No idea. All I know
is that she’s going to make her Broadway debut
on Sept. 18 in the play ” All My Sons”.
She will be the love interest of some missing
WWII pilot- what a shocker, she’s only good nude.
I wonder what the f*** Tom is thinking about
all of this. He might just join in and try to force
everyone into flipping Scientology.
I’m really not looking forward to all the press
on this upcoming event, but with much hope Katie will
break a leg…on stage.






June 18th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Wow… you’ve got to have a more recent picture of Katie to use on this article? This one is ANCIENT, before The Cruise started sucking her Life-Energy from her….
Never cared much for her acting, but she used to be cute. Now she’s 27 and looks an unkempt 47… Even this AP Photo does more justice: http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/SHOWBIZ/06/17/holmes.broadway.ap/art.katie.holmes.ap.jpg
June 18th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Why did Katie cut her hair? She was very pretty with long hair. Now she looks like a 45 year old aunt.