April 25th, 2007 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Katie Holmes Ordered To Take “Mommy Classes”

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Us Weekly reports that Tom Cruise has ordered wife Katie Holmes to attend Scientology “mommy classes” so that she’ll become a better mom to their one-year-old daughter Suri. Naturally, the long-suffering mom wasn’t exactly jumping for joy at the idea.

“Katie was quite offended by that,” the source tells Us. “Can you imagine when you’re 28 and have your first child to be told you need to go to this church to become a better mom?”

It’s really beyond me why Katie still puts up with this Scientology nut. I mean, having Victoria Beckham as her only “link to the outside world” isn’t such a good sign of how her life is going, is it?

I wonder if Scientology has “hubby classes” as well. Cruise surely needs something like that so he’ll treat Holmes better. But then again, maybe such classes, if they do exist, tell husbands to force their wives to attend “mommy classes”. That may sound screwed-up to us Earthlings, but for Scientologists, that makes pretty perfect sense.




One Response to “Katie Holmes Ordered To Take “Mommy Classes””

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Please Katie Girl, get yourself together and leave the asshole in question because this pathetic monster is slowley turning you into ONE too! And also into an asshole so please, please wake up, before it’s too late!

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