Maybe Posh Should Tell Katie How to Get the Hayl Outta There Instead of How to Lose Some Pounds

Well it seems there might be some bad blood brewing between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham. Quelle type de bad blood you ask? Well, it appears that Lady McSkinnyPants has been giving Carazzzeeeeee McNewScientologistZombie some un-requested tips about how to lose a few pounds before the big fake wedding day. And to make matters worse than telling Katie she’s a fat hizzore, she started throwing in a few free suggestions about her hair on the side.

“Victoria didn’t mean any harm, she just wanted to help Katie look her best for her big day. She offered to share her diet secrets but Katie immediately got defensive, saying she didn’t need any advice…Katie is really proud of the weight she’s managed to lose since giving birth to Suri in April and she doesn’t think she has to lose any more…Victoria also recommended Katie take her man to a barber’s to get his floppy mop chopped before 18 November, when the couple will marry at a secret location…Vic pointed out that Katie will have to live with his hair in the wedding photos for the rest of her life. She recommended Katie ask Tom to get a new, fashionable haircut like David.”

Wowee wow. How about a big heaping helping of “You should look in a mirror, Victoria!” Seriously, if she was going to offer up ANY advice, it should have been something along the lines of “What in David Beckham’s name do you think you’re doing…save yourself while you can.” [
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