Oprah, Oscar, Oprah, Oscar
I have a huge problem with the two pieces of news associated with this…piece. Both, quelle surprise, have to do with Tom Cruise and his droid bride-to-be, Katie Holmes. What else could be happening with these two, you ask? Well, oh, you just wait…because it’s shocking. FIRST – Oprah was NOT, I repeat was NOT invited to the wedding. What the hayl? Wasn’t it Oprah’s couch that suffered permanent damage when McWhattheEff jumped all over it professing his love for his now bride-to-be? Yes, it was. You’d think, maybe, Oprah might have received an invite. The only thing I can think of that would have killed her invite is if the Church of Scientology/Tom Cruise/L. Ron’s demented soul didn’t like her responses to the “how did you feel about the jumping on the couch” question. I, personally, thought she handled the whole thing beautifully – I would have been shizz-talkin’ his royal freak-ass all over town. [Source]
SECOND – Katie Holmes’ people have respectfully DECLINED the offer to be considered for an Oscar for her role in Thank You for Smoking. I’m sorry, who declines the offer to even be considered? Oh, that’s right, someone who’s subserviently enslaved to the Celebricult. This is just disgusting to me – go ahead, marry the guy even though he’s gay. Produce his alien love spawn. Fine. But haysoos Crisco lady – if you earned the right to be nominated for an Oscar TAKE THE DAMN THING. [Source]
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