Tom, Katie, and Alien in a Car Crash
Blah Blah Blah, media frenzy, blah blah blah Hollywood’s biggest beard marriage blah blah blah. Well, Tom and Katie were driving down an alley in their car and swiped a mini cooper. Of course this is being referred to as a collision for drama. Collisions don’t leave foot-long scratches. Collisions leave totaled vehicles – or at least a dent. Maybe the whiplash will whip a little sense into that Holmes b’snotch. [Source]





