Keith Richards Inspires Drug Addicts Everywhere
British music magazine NME has opened up a whole new world for drug addicts when they asked Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards about the strangest thing he’s tried to snort.
“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared, he didn’t give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”
Compared to Pete Doherty and the other crackheads of today, Keith Richards is a god. What an inspiration to stoners everywhere. I now could see drug addicts in droves raiding columbaries and homes for cremains, and find new ways of enjoying Richards’ drug of choice. And snorting would seem so lame. They’ll probably cook those ashes and shoot ‘em up the veins in their temple or wherever it is stoners stick needles in. Now that’s a totally different high.
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April 5th, 2007 at 8:45 am
WTF? I am sick to my stomach.