Britney, A Bagillion. K-Fed, Effing Nothing
Britney is soooo going to win this divorce game against Kevin Pooperline. K-Fed was caught with his pants down even further when Brit dropped the D-Bomb yesterday. Apparently, he and his people didn’t even know that she filed for deeevorce, let alone custody of the two kids. Which, as some are pointing out, is bloody brilliant that she’s doing this while she is acting as sole parent to a 15 month old and two month old while El Doofus is touring the country. Then comes the legal fun – mumbojumbogobbledygook – here’s a quick rundown: 1. Kevin was meeting with his own lawyers trying to figure out the best way to divorce Britney and make the most use out of their son, Sean Preston, to gauge Brit for extra millions. 2. Brit and Kev actually got married on Oct 6, not Sept 18 – they needed to iron out the pre-nup deal before they could legally get married so that big “wedding” was just a “pre-game” session. 3. KEVIN’S A MORON AND HE’S NOT GETTING ANYTHING YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY 4. Anyone notice Larry, the former manager who made Brit the famous princess she is, is ice skating with her in this picture. She fired Larry after K-Fed came in the picture, and look who’s back!!! THIS IS ANOTHER CLUE THAT A COMEBACK IS ON THE HORIZON. I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that no matter what anyone thinks of Brit, we’re all rooting for her here. We also all know at least one of her songs by heart, so don’t even front. [Source]
UPDATE: K-Fed might have found out about the divorce via text message on Monday WHILE he was filming an episode for Much Music in Canada. Yes, Kev, that means they caught you on tape, b’snotch.





