Kevin Federline Has Given Up on Alimony
Strapped for cash, K-Fed is reportedly shopping around a tell-all book about his marriage to Britney Spears. It’s rumored the unwritten novel is set to include gory details about Brit’s sexual proclivities and her, ummm, belief in time travel. Anyway, since it’s safe to assume K-Fed’s writing skills are about on par with his rapping skills, I can imagine it will be tough to convince a publisher to accept a manuscript consisting of page after page of rudimentary stick figures in various sexual poses. Who am I kidding? I’d buy it. [Source]





