Kristene Waxes On Nick and Jessica
Last week we reported the split and this week Kristene goes all pyschiatrist on us and explains what went wrong. I won’t pretend to understand anything she is talking about because I’m not married and I’m not Jessica Simpson, but I’m pretty sure she knows what she is talking about.
Plus, there was all that rumors that she was a virgin. Virgin = clueless in satisfying a man. I am kidding on that one. Okay, half-kidding. But sometimes sexual incompatibility is the one last straw that breaks the camel’s back.
Classic. I’m going to have to ask the peeps over at A Man’s View to share their thoughts about virgins.
In other Nick Lachey news, he is doing his thing with club babes in Miami. I think he has been doing this for the past 2 years, but it’s much cooler doing it right after you announce your breakup.
We’re told that Lachey cozied up to a buxom lass who looked “dazed and drunk as she hung all over him.” Our spy sniffed, “She had big boobs but was clearly not as pretty as Jessica.” But, then, who is?
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