December 24th, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Lance Armstrong confirms his last remaining testicle works

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Lance Armstrong and his girlfriend Anna Hansen are expecting a baby.

“Anna and I are thrilled to confirm that we are expecting in June and our families are ecstatic and grateful,” Armstrong told The Associated Press on Tuesday night. “We are very much looking forward to what 2009 brings on many fronts. We appreciate respecting our privacy, as we are both eager to celebrate the holidays as a family.”

Diagnosed in 1996 with testicular cancer that had spread to his lungs and brain, doctors gave Armstrong less than a 50 percent chance of survival.

Now, the one-balled man is having a child…truly a Christmas miracle.




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