January 12th, 2006 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss Sniff Coke and Strip

…sounds about right to me.

The New York Post reports that the two bad girls were found at Scores strip club doing the dance thang in front of 400 men. That’s a pretty damn big strip club if you ask me, the ones down here in Tampa can get you about 100 people max and that seems like a big deal.

Lohan, Moss and a couple of female friends swanned into the Upper East Side mammary mecca at about 2:45 a.m. and headed straight for the legendary Champagne Room, where the giggly group ordered round after round of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes and beer.

Their table was immediately swarmed by strippers and Lohan and Moss enjoyed numerous lap dances. But the fun really started when Moss jumped on the stage nearest the main bar and began grinding against a pole, much to the delight of hundreds of red-blooded banker types.

Which brings up a point that has been bothering me for a very long time with regards to strip clubs. Girls can go in there and get a million dances for free, but I’m the one who has to pay $50 for a 30 second look at the top of a girl’s head? There really is no justice in this world.




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