July 10th, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Ali Lohan can’t sing

 
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Caca-face
Ali Lohan
released a new single. Click
HERE
to listen.

It’s clearly annoying and she doesn’t have much of a great voice.  Maybe it would have worked in the 90’s. The lyrics have to do with love and a boy and a future…she def. has no future in singing.  How is corpse face attractive? She needs a nose job, face rejuvination, implants, and possible change of last name- if she wants to make it big in music. 

 This bitch needs to stick to living in Lindsay’s shadow.

17 Responses to “Ali Lohan can’t sing”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    why is it: I’M NOT SURPRISED?

  2. McKendra Says:

    Her voice is better than Lindsay’s, not bad really

  3. kelly Says:

    dear writer: why don’t you post your own photo so that everyone can say what they want to about your looks? seriously…put up a picture.

  4. Meghan Says:

    Wow dude why dont you leave the girl alone shes what 14 15 and your saying she needs a boob job seriously what the fuck is wrong with you

  5. brittany Says:

    wow. that song is pure and utter crap. and she certainly isn’t much to look at either.

  6. katherine Says:

    She is 14 years old
    lets hear you sing and do half the stuff she does.

  7. brittany Says:

    right back at ya. she doesn’t exactly do much, though, does she? skittering around in her crackwhore sister’s shadow must be exciting.

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  15. Richard Pearce Says:

    personaly i feel she is a better singer the lindsay, and I also think she when she’s older will be amazing no she’s not super pretty but her voice isn’t bad. see I was hoping it would be. but it’s not, I don’t really care too much for the song, not my style of music choice, but really she has a nice voice.

  16. Eliza Says:

    Honestly, a dead sheep would be a better singer than her.
    & who designed her album cover? It looks like a cheap 2001 album…

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