Governor Lindsay Lohan?
Some morons in New York want Lindsay Lohan to run for the New York State Independent Party in 2009. Speaking on behalf of the other morons in the party, Frank Morano (name is not a coincidence) said that La Lohan could run for the position of NYC Public Advocate. He said:
“As Albany is currently a cesspool of corruption, badly in need of reform, you may also want to consider a bid for the state legislature. “Many celebrities have made the transition from Hollywood to politics, ranging from ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and JESSE VENTURA to SONNY BONO and RONALD REAGAN. Few if any though, had the enormous potential that you possess.”
Bet you five bucks he made this statement after doing some blow with Lil’ Linds at Bungalow 8. [Source]
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December 31st, 2006 at 6:51 am
They can’t be serious. What is this world coming too?
March 12th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
So What’s the problem? Our nation needs More of it’s
Fine actors and Celebrities in positions of power and
authority.Oh yeah, lets get some Sports guys in office
too!! After all,we are shown daily that these folks are
of the Highest moral caliber and intelligence, why else
would we have multiple hours of media coverage of their
lives, and reward them Big Bucks for their fine
performances on screen and in stadiums. Yes,these folks
represent the Best of our society, and we should put them
in office as soon as possible,then we’ll be safe from
terrorists. Lohan for Gov! Paris for SecDef! Rambo Sly
for Potus! Mike Vick for Sec-HHS. The possibilities
are enormous. Nominate and Vote for your fave celeb at
every opportunity. Let them earn the fortunes and attention
we’ve showered on them! That’ll make the world respect us again!!
Could they really do many worse than what we have now?
Just imagine, we could finally have the Government we deserve!