December 30th, 2006 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Governor Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan

Some morons in New York want Lindsay Lohan to run for the New York State Independent Party in 2009. Speaking on behalf of the other morons in the party, Frank Morano (name is not a coincidence) said that La Lohan could run for the position of NYC Public Advocate. He said:

“As Albany is currently a cesspool of corruption, badly in need of reform, you may also want to consider a bid for the state legislature. “Many celebrities have made the transition from Hollywood to politics, ranging from ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and JESSE VENTURA to SONNY BONO and RONALD REAGAN. Few if any though, had the enormous potential that you possess.”

Bet you five bucks he made this statement after doing some blow with Lil’ Linds at Bungalow 8. [Source]

http://www.damnimcute.com/gallery/v/lindsaylohan/lindsaylohansnl07.jpg.html




2 Responses to “Governor Lindsay Lohan?”

  1. cheeky Says:

    They can’t be serious. What is this world coming too?

  2. Torchwood Says:

    So What’s the problem? Our nation needs More of it’s
    Fine actors and Celebrities in positions of power and
    authority.Oh yeah, lets get some Sports guys in office
    too!! After all,we are shown daily that these folks are
    of the Highest moral caliber and intelligence, why else
    would we have multiple hours of media coverage of their
    lives, and reward them Big Bucks for their fine
    performances on screen and in stadiums. Yes,these folks
    represent the Best of our society, and we should put them
    in office as soon as possible,then we’ll be safe from
    terrorists. Lohan for Gov! Paris for SecDef! Rambo Sly
    for Potus! Mike Vick for Sec-HHS. The possibilities
    are enormous. Nominate and Vote for your fave celeb at
    every opportunity. Let them earn the fortunes and attention
    we’ve showered on them! That’ll make the world respect us again!!
    Could they really do many worse than what we have now?
    Just imagine, we could finally have the Government we deserve!

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