Lindsay Lohan’s Liver Wants her to Die

What do you get when you take one starlet who is openly in Alcoholics Anonymous, add a weird asthma problem that is somehow triggered by her excessive partying and smoking, add a “rumored” coke problem, “subtract” the alcohol and one appendix and what does that equal? Liver Failure. I know, it’s shocking. I’m a math genius.

“Lindsay’s liver panel shows her drinking is taking a terrible toll on her health. Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn’t quit boozing she could die!”

The high levels of two particular liver enzymes indicate that some of Lindsay’s liver cells are damaged and are leaking these enzymes into her blood.

As if this chick’s life wasn’t effed up enough already. Someone save Lindsay from herself. [Source]

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