October 11th, 2006 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Madonna: Trying to Spread the Kabbalah All Over the World

A man in Malawi is claiming that Madonna adopted his son. Will she finally admit it?? I know, we’re all jumping with anxiety in our track suits trying to figure out if Kabbalah will see its first black child. I’m more perplexed that this kid’s father is coming out and saying Madonna adopted his son. Who wants to explain the back story on that one to me? “Hey Madonna, here, take mine. He’s real nice! Here take mine!” Obviously Madonna has not come out and made any sort of statement regarding her on again/off again relationship with adopting children in Malawi. I can say, though, that I am waiting here with baited breath.

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