November 21st, 2007 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Madonna’s daughter needs a shave

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Here’s
Madonna’s
11-year-old daughter,
Lourdes
, at the premiere of “Fred Claus”.

You’d think her parents could shell out some cash to wax her unibrow and mustache.  Gross!

(I’m sure some of you think I’m cruel for picking on an 11-year-old…but I think you should focus your anger on her parents for ignoring the excess follicles.)

30 Responses to “Madonna’s daughter needs a shave”

  1. Jager Says:

    Well, she IS half Italian - she probably waxed that morning…

  2. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    MY SISTER IN LAW TOO!!
    btw: TRY GILETTE-the best a man can get!!

  3. Brat-Pitt-Look-a-like Says:

    she’s just a kid… its just owkay….

  4. cowtown Says:

    hey i was there once & i am sure that she has “monkey hairy” legs & arms…eventually it will disappear

  5. CLICK HERE Says:

    She’s half italian, so what did you expect?

  6. calin Says:

    She is not old enough to pluck or shave you ediots, the younger you do it the worst it gets as you get older. Im sure you were all ugly ducklings growing up, some of you turn out ok and some of you are still ugly.

  7. hair free Says:

    omg! that is hideous!!! Shame on MadonnA!!!! and come one no matter how old she is waxing is freely available to all! i waxxx everythingi can and it actually grows back thinner and less, only wheny ou shave does it grow back worse you moron!!

    Besides she has the money to get permanent hair removal done, go on madonna dont be cruel help your child she looks like a gorilla!!! bad bad parenting!!!

  8. tangadoodoo Says:

    OH MY!! the girl is realllyyy pretty but the eyebrows…

  9. Kina Says:

    Haha Poor Girl Its Not Her Fault Tho Believe It Or Not Back In The Day Madonna Went To The Same High School As I Go To Now And My Orthadontist Went To Our Shcools Rival School And She Was Telling Me How Madona Was On the Cheer Team And She Was Really Hairy Too And Her Parents Had Some Rule Having To Do With Them Being Italian Where She Wasnt Alloed To Shave So She Was Like Really Hairy And All The Kids At Other Schools Would Pick On Her About It Haha I Guess She Showed Them

  10. Daytripper Says:

    eeeuwwgh! imagine what’s between her legs!

  11. dog lover Says:

    i DON’T know what you’re talking about tangadoodoo.Yeah her eyebrow is ugly even if she waxes she’ll look uuuuuuuuuuugly!I can say that cuz i am her age exept i’m a year older than her.

  12. tifftiff Says:

    i just wanted to say that you all should’nt be making fun of her because god made her that way

  13. doglover Says:

    you are right but it would’nt kill you to wax or shave that unibrow!!!!!

  14. Carrie Says:

    I feel so bad for this little girl everytime i see her in a mag. or on tv or internet.poooooor little girl!

  15. pumpkinbuster Says:

    ok, first off, tifftiff,god made everyone that way, its just lots of people acctualy take care off our faces so that people wont laugh at us, and second, it just plain hygine to take care of your face!

  16. Psychochick Says:

    I remember how Madonna said her daughter gets teased for being too pretty! WAKEUP! They are teasing her because she is hairy! It wouldn’t hurt to pluck just the middle and save her from the huniliation. I had hairy eyebrows at 11 and 12 a child and HATED IT! I begged my mom to let me pluck them. UGH! She finally caved when I was 13.

  17. Unknown Says:

    You guys are really mean.
    She’s really really pretty!!
    ]::
    If that tiny bit of hair distracts you from seeing how pretty SHE really is,
    take a look at a picture my sister made ]:

    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=rcvy9s&s=4
    She’s really pretty.
    Why can’t you guys see that..?

  18. Anton Says:

    Seriously, how can you people say it’s ok because she is young ? If god made her that way then god is the biggest feminist of them all, and we know he is not. He made women with a rib from a man…

  19. rebornKN Says:

    I just wondered who asked any of you? and who are you to judge a child. Im sure all of you are the best parents! NOT!!!!!!!!!!.ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE.BEFORE YOU REMOVE THE SPLINTER OUT OF ANYONE ELSES EYE PULL THE LOG OUT OF YOUR OWN! SHES JUST A KID.

  20. marilyn Says:

    OMG! im not trying to be mean but she need some wax ad shell look like a model and by the way madonnas a friken super star and if she wanted he daughter to go to a movie premire without being bullied the she should wax that ape!!

  21. Paul Says:

    If she’s this hairy up top can you imagine what the south-fourty looks like? Take her down to the local barber!

  22. Rosanna Says:

    Okay, just because she’s Italian, it doesn’t mean she’s hairy. Understood? I’m full Italian. A full blooded Italian. I don’t have a unibrow and I never did. Got it? That is such an ignorant comment, what you people mentioned above my comments.

  23. b1iznu52 Says:

    She looks just great! Leave her alone always! I hope that she is as hairy in the pits, on the legs, down there, and on her abs.!

    Madonna was hairy some years ago! I saw photos of her, and she looked great!

  24. Vee Says:

    Seriously, talking/teasing about a child’s nether regions? Epic fail. All of you are disgusting.

  25. Tiffany Says:

    Are you all crazy She is a 12 year old girl!!! Who cares who kid she is!!! SHE IS 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!
    SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! JUST THE WAY SHE IS!!!

  26. Izabella Says:

    I feel bad for her . . .
    I’m her age and I barely have close to her, and I’m allowed to shave averything. Hopefully she will be allowed to shave soon, thats imbarrasing. :{

  27. rearea Says:

    hey that is not somethin nice to say
    becuase if you said that face to face to her
    i would kno how she feels
    because mostly everyday a guy comes to me and says ” hey i kno a very good upper lip waxer i think you should go check her out ” and i have a boyfriend and i have always been afraid that he may notice ….i tell my mom but she says just leave it but i am tired of getting bullied so once i shaved it …it started to grow bak and now it is even more noticable and now i would cry every time the guy says that same thing to me when i get home.

  28. gwynsgoopjizz Says:

    wax that shiz! kids are mean, let alone paparazzi and bloggers that Perez Jizzton! I think Madge the Vadge could afford some lazer hair removal. Wax it, zap it! Im sure madonna’s friend Gwyneth Gooplrow could dedicate a section of her website JIZZ, i mean GOOP. Under “Be” Be with less hair!

  29. Andrés Says:

    I like it, shes cute.
    i dont mind her eyebrows, she look like a classic iranian qajar dinasty beauty

  30. maria Says:

    she’s so pretty! and maybe she doesn’t care what people think. maybe she likes the way it looks. if I had the courage I would let mine grow like that, too…

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