January 10th, 2007 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Marilyn Manson Likes Pancake Makeup, The Color Black, And Barely Legal Starlets

Did I call it or what? Call me Miss Cleo, but I recall saying just last week that Marilyn Manson was bound to find someone way too hot for him after his break-up with pin-up parody Dita Von Teese. Good ol’ Marilyn has gone one step further and chosen a paramour way too hot and way too young for him: Evan Rachel Wood, 19, of Thirteen fame. I swear, that man must have some sort of sexual magnetism that only comes across in person or intricate brainwashing techniques that trick pretty women into thinking he’s a great catch. Whatever his sinister methods, I can’t help but give him props. Well played, MM. [Source]




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