Mel Gibson is the Next Saddam
At first I was going to say that Mel must not be a married man because there is no way a wife would let their husband walk around like this. But after doing some research I have learned that Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson (yes, that’s his real name) has been married since 1980! That’s pretty damn impressive, but also pretty damn depressing.
I figure there must be two things at play here:
- When you own 90% of the Christian religion who can fault you? Especially when you are trying to be Moses reborn
- He noticed that a big piece of land is up for sale since the owner is no longer around. Iraq might not have the grassy fields that he is looking for, but Saddam Gibson figures with some hard work he can make the place livable.
Mel, you were cool in Lethal Weapon and you got to tag Renee Russo (don’t act like you didn’t) so I give you mad props, but dammit man, shave that shit. Thanks.
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