December 18th, 2006 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Mel Gibson May Have Fathered Illegitimate, Yet Suitably Aryan Offspring

On top of the gazillion kids he already has with his wife of gazillion years, Mel Gibson may have conceived an Australian lass on a mattress in the backseat of his car thirty years ago. The possible progeny has a young son and is not at all after Gibson’s money. After the disaster that is Apocalypto, honey, there may not be any left, anyway.

Painter Carmel Sloane claims the millionaire actor made her mum pregnant on a mattress in the back of his car before he was famous 30 YEARS ago. And now her 10-year-old son Jordan bears a striking resemblance to his secret GRANDAD. Carmel, 29, said: “I’m not doing it for his money. I just want to meet the man I’ve always known was my dad — and for him to get to know his grandson.”

I wonder if the “blame it on the Jews” defense works in paternity suits. [Source]




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