July 29th, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Miley’s face will be on your crotch

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We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.

Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag Miley Cyrus to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch!

Good thinking! I’m pretty sure my ex-boyfriend is going to get a hard-on just thinking about Miley’s face on his condoms. Unfortunately, Miley has declined the offer… Oh come on Miley- you know this would be your total breakthrough. I can hear the commericals already: This is Miley Cyrus, and I enjoy it when my Dad uses LifeStyles condoms.

We all know they make such a great team.




3 Responses to “Miley’s face will be on your crotch”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Can she spell the word?

  2. babam Says:

    haha, this would have actually been somewhat original.

  3. scott Says:

    wow get over it its done let her do what she wants

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