Miley’s face will be on your crotch
We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.
Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag
Miley Cyrus
to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch!
Good thinking! I’m pretty sure my ex-boyfriend is going to get a hard-on just thinking about Miley’s face on his condoms. Unfortunately, Miley has declined the offer… Oh come on Miley- you know this would be your total breakthrough. I can hear the commericals already:
This is Miley Cyrus, and I enjoy it when my Dad uses LifeStyles condoms
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We all know they make such a great team.






July 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Can she spell the word?
July 30th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
haha, this would have actually been somewhat original.
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:20 am
wow get over it its done let her do what she wants
December 29th, 2008 at 12:36 am
sounds like alot ugly bitches that are just to damn jealous of a 15yo girl (grow up people)
July 14th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
slut bag? exactly what makes that lil girl a slut bag? what the fuck is a slut bag in the 1st place? are u really that jealous of a 15 y/o that u would spend time to talk about her like that? hell just cause there aren’t people wantin to be near u doesn’t mean she’s a bad person. tell me this…no matter how many private pics she’s takin that just happened to show nothin at all….is it really her that’s a slut or anything like that or should u stupid ass people that go around talkin about her and showin her pics be the ones who need their asses kicked? what does she do that u don’t do? why in the fuck are there 5 damn links below that are all about miley? do u think she goes around talkin about u that damn much? does she know u exist? what makes u bullshit bloggers so special that u think u can talk about a lil girl like that? how often do u walk around spendin all day and night stressin about what a 15 y/o does?
July 15th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
3rd street entertainment: SHUT THE HELL UP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR U STICK UP FOR MILEY U DONT KNOW HER EITHER. UR JELOUS OF THESE PPLS WEBSITE. ALL THEY ARE THINK IS THANKS FOR THE CLICKS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE U TOOK THE TIME OUT TO WRITE ALL THAT, HAHA
July 15th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
WHAT A LOSER I JUST CLICKED ON UR NAME AND WENT TO UR GAY WEBSITE. AND UR HATING ON THIS WEBSITE HAHAHA AT LEAST THEY R PROBABLY MAKING MAD MONEY
January 21st, 2010 at 4:02 am
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June 27th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
I appreciate the time you put in this work or in this article. Although you have unique ideas, I really cannot agree with them. I’m sure there are better ways to walk through this difficult situation. Not trying to insult or troll or anything