Miley’s face will be on your crotch

We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.
Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag Miley Cyrus to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch!
Good thinking! I’m pretty sure my ex-boyfriend is going to get a hard-on just thinking about Miley’s face on his condoms. Unfortunately, Miley has declined the offer… Oh come on Miley- you know this would be your total breakthrough. I can hear the commericals already: This is Miley Cyrus, and I enjoy it when my Dad uses LifeStyles condoms.
We all know they make such a great team.






July 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Can she spell the word?
July 30th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
haha, this would have actually been somewhat original.
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:20 am
wow get over it its done let her do what she wants