Naomi Campbell Is “Allergic” To Booze
Supermodel Naomi Campbell has quit drinking because she just woke up one day and decided she’s “allergic” to booze, not to mention that most of her public screw-ups were alcohol-related. She didn’t say she’s allergic to white powder though, so I guess her staff still needs shields and crash helmets in case she snorts some and resumes hurling cell phones and other identified flying objects across the room.
“I choose not to drink today in my life because I find that I’m allergic to alcohol. I’m not someone that’s in denial of my problems and I’m not going to lie about my problems and I’m not hiding my problems. I have more energy and I have more fun than when I was drinking and I can hang out really late and get up early in the morning with no hangovers and still smile.”
That’s the problem with people whose tax bills in one year are much higher than a regular guy’s salary for his entire lifetime. Most of them think we’re morons who wouldn’t know the difference between “allergy” and “alcoholism”. With the gallons upon gallons of sauce she has consumed in her lifetime, she should be dead by now if she really was allergic to alcohol as she claims. Say it with me, girl: “Hi, my name is Naomi, and I’m an alcoholic”.
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May 2nd, 2007 at 5:57 am
not to defend this psycho, but i have actually known someone who developed an alcohol allergy. this person had a history of drinking a fair amount, but suddenly started getting quite ill every time she drank, even after having only one. miss campbell is a raving loony, but developing an allergy to anything later in life is possible, including alcohol.
May 3rd, 2007 at 10:33 am
NOT only booze sister. Look into a mirror and you will discover!
May 5th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
It’s true, people can be allergic to alcohol. Better late than never for this woman to make this discovery. There are races of people who cannot tolerate certain substances that many of us can, many red-blooded Native-Americans cannot tolerate alcohol for that reason. If anyone wants to dispute the alcohol argument research before you speak.
May 6th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Whether drunk or sober,she only ever throws her phone at people who she views as socially inferior.