Olsen Twins … the Next Bond Girls?

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are in talks to be the first Bond girl twins. The former Full House stars are negotiating to appear in the next James Bond film featuring Daniel Craig.
According to gossip columnist Janet Charlton, the producers are offering the girls a clause in their contract stating they would not have to shoot any sex scenes. What the Bond producers are really telling us: Glamorous and sexy is OUT. Teenie bopper and anorexia are IN.
Am I the only one disturbed by this decision?






May 18th, 2007 at 5:35 am
This HAS to be a joke!!!!
No way they are sexy and, i don’t know, women enough to be a bond girls. It would be just like 007 became a pederastrian or so.
Eeeewwww
May 27th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
i think this is okay…well, at least for me considering im a big fan of them hehehehe…
i am quite bored though with the girls appearing in bond’s movies…so typical…and predictable…so i guess these twins wud add up some new stuffs in the movie..
July 23rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE OLSEN TWINS YOU PEANUT BRAINED FREAK THEY ARE MORE DOWN TO EARTH THAN PEOPLE LIKE PARIS HILTON AND LINDSAY LOHAN! EVERY ONE I KNOW KNOWS THEY WILL BE GREAT! SO SHUT UP! I ABSOLUTLY LOVE THE OLSENS! THEY WENT THROUGH A BAD PHAZE BEFORE BUT ITS ALMOST OVER NOW SO ALL OFF YOU SHUT UP! AND PLEASE ONLY WRITE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY!
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY ROCK MORE THAN YOU AND ME SO SHUT UP!
September 9th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
i think they’re going to be great in a bond movie! i cant wait.
November 12th, 2008 at 3:42 am
No way are the olsen twins up to the challenge of being bond girls. They’ll need to put on a few pounds and age a number of years more before they’re close to being glam, hot, sassy, and smoldering enough to fill the role.
July 24th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
i TOTALLY agree with This site sucks.
and NEVER say that anorexia nervosa is IN. dickwad.
September 21st, 2009 at 4:06 am
Personally, I loved the Olsen twins (before they turned 18, that is), but lately (after turning 18) they have went downhill. I know MK has admitted to being anorexic, but Ashley looks just as anorexic if you ask me. I don’t want to hear that these girls are naturally this thin, NO THEY ARE NOT! Yes, there is such a thing as naturally healthy thin, but there is also scary skinny. If they were naturally that thin, they’d of always looked like stick figures, but go back to pictures when they were 17 right up until they turned 18 and they were thin, yes, but healthy thin. Their faces were fuller, not to mention their bodies. Now they walk around with humps in their backs from what I am guessing is their bones deteriorating from the anorexia and lack of nutrients. They are so frail it looks like the wind will literally blow them away. Their bag lady clothes sure don’t help matters. What is the point of making yourself sick by starving yourself or/and throwing up and then hiding it under tons of clothes and fur? I’ve read that people that are anorexic are ashamed, so maybe that’s what’s with all the clothes, IDK. What I do know is they sure don’t need to be Bond girls. As much as I would love to see these girls make a come back, they are just not ready. We do not need them being in films and in the public eye so that other young girls think this is what they should look like, they are just not role models anymore. The Olsen twins needs someone to intervene and help them, where in the world are their parents? If someone doesn’t do something these girls are going to starve themselves to death. The ironic thing is I remember when all the guys couldn’t wait for them to turn 18 and now no one cares because they look so horrid. It is just plain sad! To be Bond girls they need to put on some weight, get back to their weight before they turned 18 which looked thin yet healthy and find a good stylist because clearly just like Britney Spears, they need one. Now that Britney seems to be doing better, maybe it’s time that other celebs and their parents follow their lead and get help. I would of thought that with all the tabloid talk that their parents would of got the hint by now or that maybe the Olsen’s would come to their senses. I mean if I were reading that people thought I looked better with more weight and that I looked like a bag lady, I’d want to change myself back to how I used to be when people liked me. I guess maybe they can’t because of the anorexia disease, that is why they need help and FAST.