Pamela Anderson Says No To KFC Stamps
Kentucky Fried Chicken’s request to put founder Colonel Sanders on a stamp has met stiff opposition from a woman less known for her activist streak than her countless boob jobs and trailblazing homemade sex video.
In a letter to the US Postmaster General, Pamela Anderson protested the said plan, because it “is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens”. From Hollywood Rag:
She wrote: “Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals’ bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens, and I hope that you’ll deny KFC’s request. How about another Elvis stamp instead?”
What a brilliant idea. Another Elvis stamp in a country that already has tons of them. Here’s another one: how about a stamp bearing screenshots of her sex video with Tommy Lee? After all, it is a landmark American event, being one of the earliest homemade celebrity sex videos to ever hit the market. But then again, watching that video was excruciating enough, and immortalizing that on stamps would probably be too much for America to take…but for Cameron Diaz…maybe not.





