Paris Hilton’s Dogs are Alive

Silly kids: Why would the coyote eat Paris Hilton’s pups and not her?
So there was this rumor that Paris Hilton’s pups were attacked and killed by a coyote. Basically, thats a bullshit report- her dogs are fine. Unfortunately, she is still their owner. I think if I was a dog I would have killed myself just because Paris was my owner.
Paris, why don’t you frolick around in the woods and then get attacked by a coyote….better story!






September 19th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Thanks for the breaking news.
I’m going to bed now, FOLKS!!