September 19th, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Paris Hilton’s Dogs are Alive

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Silly kids: Why would the coyote eat Paris Hilton’s pups and not her?

So there was this rumor that Paris Hilton’s pups were attacked and killed by a coyote. Basically, thats a bullshit report- her dogs are fine. Unfortunately, she is still their owner. I think if I was a dog I would have killed myself just because Paris was my owner.

Paris, why don’t you frolick around in the woods and then get attacked by a coyote….better story!




One Response to “Paris Hilton’s Dogs are Alive”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Thanks for the breaking news.
    I’m going to bed now, FOLKS!!

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