Reese Witherspoon Walks the Mason Dixon Line
According to Liz Smith, Reese Witherspoon has packed up little Ava and Deacon and left LA to escape the paps and the reality of her divorce from Ryan Phillippe. Her destination of choice: Charleston, SC, a faraway land where starlets don’t bare their vajays as they exit the car and husbands don’t cheat with poor-man’s versions of their more famous wives on movie sets and children of famous people are less likely to grow up and spend all of their money at Kitson and Hyde and multiple trips to rehab. What an idyllic land this South Carolina is! [Source]





