Ryan Cabrera speaks out for the Simpsons

Where the f*** has Ryan Cabrera been these past
few years? I had to flippin google the kids name to
remember what exactly he did to achieve celeb
status.
Anywho, Ryan decided to speak out about those rumors
that Jessica Simpson’s dad likes to “meddle” in his
daughter’s relationship. Who gives a shit? And why the hell is
Ryan Cabrera talking about it? Ashlee Simpson dumped his
stoner ass for the hotter stoner, Pete Wentz. Well Ryan commented
on Simpson’s dad:
“It’s all crap. Someone random said this would be a good story. “
There was more “blah blah blah, I’m sucking his..blah blah blah”.
I had no idea Ryan Cabrera is the Simpson’s bitch. He starts standing up
for them any chance he gets. He should seriously stop giving a shit
about the Simpson’s because trust me, they dont give four shits about him.






June 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
……………I DON’T LIKE FAGGOTS!!
that’s it folks.