December 29th, 2006 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Scarlett Johanssen is the Fattest Woman Alive

Scarlett Johanssen

…in her mind.

I have fat days and accept that I’m never going to be real thin.
I know what I look like when I wake up in the morning after three hours sleep. Sometimes I feel, ‘OK, this is a good day’, and other times I wake up and think, ‘Oh my God, I need a hat today.’

Uh…if Scarlett Johanssen is fat then I am OBESE. [Source]




2 Responses to “Scarlett Johanssen is the Fattest Woman Alive”

  1. Scarlett’s The Sexiest…Again Blog Says:

    […] If this doesn’t stop Scarlett Johansson from thinking that she’s fat, then I don’t know what would. […]

  2. Eby Says:

    Sohoney &pretty

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