Scarlett Johansson blows

Scarlett Johansson’s mucus has been auctioned off for $5,300. She had blown her nose into a tissue on the Tonight show and decided it’s worth something.
According to the BBC:
Johansson blew her nose twice, leaving some lipstick and mucus behind, before putting it in a bag and signing it.
Proceeds from the sale are going to hunger charity USA Harvest, the charity of Scarlett Johansson’s choice. The actress appeared on Tonight to promote her latest movie, The Spirit, in which she stars in alongside Samuel L Jackson.
Johansson told Leno she had caught a cold from him and thought her illness had more “value” as it had been passed from one celebrity to another.
There’s a sucker born every minute. What’s the highest bidder actually going to do with a snot-filled tissue? We probably don’t even want to know!






December 25th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Well, in about 19 years (assuming 9 months for gestation), and assuming he waits 18 years - some perverted Mad Scientist is going to be a very happy man, with his very own Scarlett Johansson Clone.