Scientology Could Have Saved Anna Nicole, Says John Travolta
As if not enough people are using the deceased Anna Nicole Smith to push their own agendas, John Travolta, who once worked with her on the film “Be Cool”, is using her death to push Narconon, the unorthodox Church of Scientology drug rehab programme.
Travolta said: ‘It’s so sad. We could have helped her with Narconon but didn’t get a chance to. I wish we had.’ [Source]
Yeah, and she could have helped you and your fellow aliens recruit more and more drug users to pack into your mothership to whisk them off to some faraway galaxy and insert probes into all their orifices or something.
In any case, Anna Nicole would have had a hard time with Narconon. The intense running programme alone would probably kill her. Then she’ll probably OD from the tons of vitamins the Scientologists would pump into her, and she’ll be dead just the same.
It’s just a relief Anna Nicole will finally be buried tomorrow, before some spaceship swoops down and takes her body away.
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