Slowest News Day in the History of Ever
This is the slooooweeeesssstttt newsday in the history of the ever - meaning, i gots nothing to report. Well, nothing to report that y’all would care about. I could tell you Perez Hilton had dinner with Ashlee Simpson at Asia de Cuba in London. Wooopeee. Oh, People is telling us that Jesse Bradford is still hot - so, I guess, props to Jesse Bradford’s flack for getting that piece in. What else can I tell you? Oh, I was at a halloween party last night and “The Temp” from The Office was there. Only bummer is I don’t know if he was telling people he was dressed up as “The Temp” from The Office. Yeah, again, it’s a slow news day. Stay tuned, if anything maaaayjor happens I”ll let y’all know.





