Someone grabs Chelsea Clinton’s ass

Chelsea Clinton stopped at several bars in Philadelphia where her rear end discovered that the City of Brotherly Love was the City of Sisterly Love as well:
“Led around the neighborhood by Gov. Ed Rendell, Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians, as she walked from one club to the next. They ran up to hug her, posed for pictures and certainly invaded her personal space.
‘I grabbed her ass,’ one young woman exclaimed to her friends after snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter.
‘Chelsea, the gays love you!’ one fan exclaimed, as she took the microphone at Bump, a restaurant and bar that was her first stop. ‘Oh, gosh, I don’t know if everybody loves me,’ she responded.”






April 21st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I THINK IT’S BETTER THAN NOT!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
a little respect would be in order,grabbing ass is a crime and very tacky
strange photos
May 11th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Bull Sh*t! If i was drunk, high and woozy i couldnt muster the strength to grab such an ugly lady’s rear end. Shes got a body like jello and a face like a monster. I call BS on this story, shes just too ugly; Even for gays…
March 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Speaking of Chelsea Clinton:
There is bad news about her father.
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. Moreover, there are innumerable copies in very many countries around the world.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.