The Madness of Boy George
Some Norwegian male escort named
Auden Carlsen
has just accused former Culture Club singer
Boy George
and a yet-unidentified accomplice of kidnapping and chaining him to a wall in the singer’s home in London. How kinky!
Fortunately for Carlsen, he didn’t get what he deserved, managing to escape and alert the police, who promptly took Boy George in. He has made bail, and will be facing charges in July.Mr Carlsen claimed he met the former Culture Club star on the website Gaydar, and agreed to go to his flat at midnight as a £400 photographic model. He denied he was working as an escort. But the Norwegian said he feared for his life when Boy George pounced on him and tied him up. “I was convinced I was going to die,” he said. “George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”
He alleges that Boy George, whose hits include Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?, produced a box of whips and sex toys and told him: “Now you’ll get what you deserve.” [
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Boy George has just graduated from falsely reporting a burglary to kidnapping and false imprisonment. And if Carlsen’s accusations hold up in court, George will be doing much more than just sweep streets. But I’m pretty sure he’ll love tossing salads in jail. It’s just that I pity Carlsen. Nothing’s more horrifying than being chained up and seeing and hearing a fully made-up Boy George humming “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?” while waving a 12-inch dildo right in his face.
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