The Oscars Are Done, Thank God
The (boring) Oscars are done, Martin Scorsese finally got his long-overdue Academy Award, and Jennifer Hudson practically swallowed Beyonce up in a battle of screamers on stage.
Yes, all the Dreamgirls were screaming, even Jennifer Hudson. But at least she got her Oscar. Beyonce couldn’t win an Oscar even if she pops one of her arteries trying to reach high notes, which she almost did last night. She does sound like a pipsqueak next to Jennifer.
Ellen DeGeneres was an OK host, but has nothing on Billy Crystal or any other Oscars host from 10-15 years ago. At more than three hours, the show was overly long, and again featured Celine Dion singing something that sounded just like that annoying Titanic song she sang 10 years ago.
Good thing for the stars, they have after parties to go to, while the only thing waiting for most of us is an empty and rather cold bed. At least someone’s having a good time, like these stars at the 2007 Vanity Fair Oscar Party.
Check out the complete list of Oscar winners this year.












