Two sluts tie the knot
Gisele Bundchen and quarterback Tom Brady made it official on Thursday. As reported by US Magazine:
The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as “a simple ceremony…I don’t like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.”)
I give this marriage about one year before its over, and takers?





