January 7th, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Unauthorized Tom Cruise biography makes shocking claims

cruise.jpg Andrew Morton
– the author of
Princess Diana’s
biography, has put out a new book on
Tom Cruise
.  Some of the more amazing claims include:

— Cruise is second-in-command at Church of Scientology.


Suri
was born as a result of a sperm donation from Scientology’s dead founder,
L. Ron Hubbard
.

— Ex-wife
Nicole Kidman
doesn’t speak out about Scientology for fear the organization will release “audit” tapes which detail every aspect of one’s sex and fantasy life.

— Cruise’s current mission is to recruit
David and Victoria Beckham
.


Penelope Cruz
escaped the clutches of the “religion” with the help of her father and an organization devoted to helping cult members and their families.

Cruise has responded by threatening a $100 million lawsuit against the author.

4 Responses to “Unauthorized Tom Cruise biography makes shocking claims”

  1. anonymous Says:

    Tom Cruise is one of the good guys, according to The Omniverse Almanac. Check it out at
    http://www.extramarbles.com

  2. Bernard Bernard Says:

    insert \”fan\” between country and either and I might not sound like a moron
    :)

  3. Tyson F. Gautreaux Says:

    Missing you MJ…

  4. Gearldine Letsche Says:

    It looks like my favorite actor Tom Cruise is up to it again. He has a new motion picture coming out with Cameron Diaz and it looks like it’s going to be a good a single, I just truly enjoy
    Tom Cruise movies
    , I think he’s genuinely beneficial at these sorts of action films. This latest fillm is an action-comedy based on a fugitive couple on a glamorous and occasionally lethal adventure where nothing and no one particular - even themselves - are what they look. In the midst of changing alliances and amazing betrayals, they race across the globe, with their survival ultimately dependant on the battle of truth against trust- I find it difficult to wait for this to come out.

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