November 21st, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Welcome To The World…BMW?!

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Bronx Mowgli Wentz is the name of the child of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

This is absurd. BMW will eventually sue these people for naming their child after a prestigious company that sells elegant, beautiful cars. Now, the name Mowgli is completely ridiculous. Did they seriously just name their kid after the tiny boy from The Jungle Book?

People from the Bronx will eventually protest that BMW will have his first name removed. Despite the fact that Ashlee and Pete are dumb-asses at naming children and should never have children ever again, Baby BMW and Ashlee are doing fine!

So congratulations….on having…your new BMW!




4 Responses to “Welcome To The World…BMW?!”

  1. FABOLICIOUS Says:

    what the fuck and who the fuck would name there child that bullshit. Them too mofo’s is sick in the head.

  2. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    be sure: LOSERS ARE EVERYWHERE, folks!!

  3. jmp Says:

    Looks like Bronx Mowgli has joined the evergrowing group of people who hate his name.

    http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/bronx-mowgli-also-hates-name/

  4. Ronnie Shepherd Says:

    Miley rocks shes my teen idol so is nick jonas!!!!!!!I am her #1 Fan!

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