Welcome To The World…BMW?!

Bronx Mowgli Wentz is the name of the child of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

This is absurd. BMW will eventually sue these people for naming their child after a prestigious company that sells elegant, beautiful cars. Now, the name Mowgli is completely ridiculous. Did they seriously just name their kid after the tiny boy from The Jungle Book?

People from the Bronx will eventually protest that BMW will have his first name removed. Despite the fact that Ashlee and Pete are dumb-asses at naming children and should never have children ever again, Baby BMW and Ashlee are doing fine!

So congratulations….on having…your new BMW!