July 2nd, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Hancock Review

hancock.jpg Hot-damn,
Will Smith
looks delicious in his superhero uniform.

No worries, no spoilers here. The movie
Hancock
(PG-13) totally earns a C+. Most of you are probably thinking, ” Wtf? No- Will Smith is God. He did not just earn a C+.” This movie was not worth the time and money.

The first half was genius. Will’s character, John Hancock, was hilarious. But then there was a twist in the plot and it lead to a heartbreaking second half of the movie…which made me think: EPIC FAIL! I think the first half of the movie is what audience can really empathize with- Hancock being lonely, depressed, angry. We can understand him, we feel is pain- shit even a few tears were shed.

Unfortunately, the remainder of the movie just didn’t follow up to my expectations. There was unnecessary bullshit that could have been avoided. The graphics were good and so was the acting. Hell, even the music was great- but it just didn’t make me think WOW WHAT AN AWESOME MOVIE, like
I, Robot
. At least Charlize Theron looked smokin’ hot during one of the fight scenes!

Moral of
Hancock
: Never call John Hancock an asshole or your head will be stuck in someone’s ass.

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One Response to “Hancock Review”

  1. Викуля Says:

    Киношка так себе, ни Шарлиз Терон, ни Вилл Смит его не красят..

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