The Tales Of Beedle the Bard

I’m a big fan of unrealistic books as you can tell…
That being said, I’ve always been a big supporter of the Harry Potter books. Well, as most of you know- J.K. Rowling is going to release The Tales of Beedle the Bard. She’s basically milking the cow here. The book is about clues and hints that helped Harry kill Lord Voldemort.
That’s cool and all, but does this mean she’s going to write more shit on how shit happened. Like maybe the next book she writes will explain why Dumbledore is gay! I don’t see The Tales of Beedle the Bard being a big hit just because I’m not excited over it- and we all know, when I’m excited over some shit- it becomes a hit.
Twilight…cough…
BTW: You know what? I’m tired of hearing people say, oh the movie Twilight was so awkward. Well what the hell do you expect? The girl finds out the dude is a vampire- why would shit NOT be awkward?!





